Sunday, November 8, 2009

Ah chummies, I am SO over the sensible shoes... and therein lies a textilosophy tale. When you have been diagnosed with a big osteoporosis reading, the doctor likes to put the fear of God into you about taking a fall, and gives you all sorts of literature about avoiding rugs,and tripping over coffee tables and cats or little dogs in the dark passageway ...and , the big one,wearing sensible shoes. Especially to work. Having silly back problems, I've been doomed to this sort of footwear for years anyway.Glamorous -not. So on Friday, I rebelled. I decided to wear some pretty shoes to work for a change- flats, to keep on the safe side,but pretty, glamorous, made a girl feel good. It was a good day. Cooking with the students, using brown rice, onion, and spring onions as ingredients. It even inspired a little textile piece! Doesn't that spring onion look good on that textile piece...
...but not on the floor. Ah yes, gentle reader, there laying in wait on the tile in the wet area of the classroom was an escaped fresh spring onion scrap...causing this teacher to skid on it with those pretty shoes, fly up in the air, and luckily, not land in a crash on her back, but rather a bizzare contortion of movements with a balletic rearrangement of the splayed left leg...
and in sheer shock, (and tai-chi fitness,)bounce right up again, thank God. Ha ha Spring Onion - no walking frame yet! Foiled!We even managed to laugh ourselves silly, all of us, after I had established that, no really, I was fine!!So, I am now working on this little textile piece, making it more...um..onionish... And the philosophy? Pride goes before a fall.... What do you do when you have to wear yuck footwear? Head north to the top of your head. Make yourself feel good with a brand new haircut.
...and hope nothing falls on your head.

20 comments:

Alan Burnett said...

The textile pieces are wonderfully creative.

willow said...

Thanks for the Sunday morning giggles, Pam! I could SO relate to this post. I sadly got rid of all my glamorous heels, now that comfort is king. My feet are so sensitive these days.

Love-love-love the new "do"!!

(glad you're not hurt...heehee)

Felisol said...

Cool. Stay north!
Having lived with osteoporosis for twenty years, diagnosed for ten, as all my bones started breaking, I'm well familiar with the shoe problem.
I fall, even when I'm wearing hiker boots.
That's why I also rebel, and wear superhigh heels for rare occasions.
I've also found some steady, but good looking Ecco shoes.
One year of T'ai Chi did not give me the good balance I need. My husband has trained for 5 years, and, wow, is he well balanced and sharp in reaction.
one just has to keep on keeping and.
Your hairdo litterally speaks volumes.
From Felisol

Lizzy Frizzfrock said...

Fun post. Happy you didn't hurt yourself. Now my favorite sensible shoes are by Merrill. Currently I like the mules & they are so comfortable, but my hiking shoes are Merrills as are some sandals. Style & comfort do not always coincide. :-}

Marilyn Miller said...

Pam,
Thanks for the kind words on Delights of the Heart. I would be honored to have my picture as your screen saver. Please do not use it in any other way though. I think finding the artist sitting there just made the picture. Enjoy!

Marilyn Miller said...

BTW. I love your new hair style. And I love your thoughts on sensible shoes. I also get so tired of wearing sensible shoes. I just want to wear a cute little flat or maybe those very high heels sometimes.

Barbara Martin said...

I related well to this post. Osteoporosis can be a challenge, yet you did well by not hurting yourself. Its easy to get tiny fractures from the slightest misstep. I've had osetoporosis for the past five years in the spine and hips, plus dealing with ongoing DVT where falls add bruising = clots. I don't fall or take any chances where it increases the risk (though I have been known to fly or take short hikes up mountain trails for the heck of it-life is still to be lived). You develop a second sense of safety and a knowing when its safe to proceed or hang back. I get the doom and gloom scenario from my doctor as well. Its his job to warn us of the dangers. Just keep on living, Pam.

The textile with the onions is great.

Leenie said...

You made me smile. Balance--I have none. Always been an uncoordinated klutz. I finally found out it is better to laugh at yourself before anyone else does. Glad the ride on the onion scrap was inspirational and not injurious. :) The textile piece is a beauty.

Bee said...

I wanted to see the sandals "that done you in" (I'm channeling Eliza Doolittle here), too. The haircut is wonderful, though.

Fire Byrd said...

Great haircut, you look great.
Understand about the shoes thing at the mo, only shoes I can get into are my timberlands or walking boots, neither are an elegant look at work!
xx

Baino said...

God how I need a haircut! Nothing wrong with my bones but I'm a sensible shoe wearer from way back! Glad you didn't hit the tarmac!

Alice said...

ahhh how I did giggle out loud at the 'foiled' spring onion attack! (although of course I am super glad you were not hurt ;-) and I am LOVING the new hairdo ... good for you!

Deb Shucka said...

Don't know which I like better, the textile art or your glam new do. I'll go with the do just because you look so happy with it. Great story.

Jocelyn said...

You are so edgey with that haircut! People will be so busy admiring it, they won't even realize you're laying on the floor.

LOVE the textile piece.

Guzzisue said...

love the haircut :-) I'm one of those clumsey people who can trip over a hair so tend to always wear sensible footwear...anyway I tend to fall off heels and they don't look good when I'm sat on the back of the bike hehe

susan m hinckley said...

I was bending over to pick up a book at church the other day and a teenage boy said, "Be careful -- Don't hurt yourself!" And I said, "How would I hurt myself bending over?" and he answered, "Well, I mean, you are getting OLDER . . ."

I'm sure he regrets that coming out of his mouth. I let him have it with, "I went for a 4 mile run before church today, Sweetie," as well as a few other (church appropriate, of course!) reprimands.

Still in my 40's and I'm getting this kind of nonsense. I feel your pain, Pam.

And I love the onion piece!

Sweet Pea said...

Helloo! You are very welcome to feature my little guys on your blog Thanks for the nice comments:)

Elenka said...

So many weird things happen in schools. And when it happens to the teacher, so much the better.
Glad you were ok! You might have slipped on that onion with sneakers on as well.
Love the textile pieces.

Pam said...

So many lovely comments! I am trying to get around to everyone's blogs to say hello,glad you like the haircut, and to know that I'm not the only one sacrificing style for comfort these days! Thanks again for your visit xx

Annie said...

Yay, Pam. What a save. And WHAT a haircut. WooWoo.

Love the evolution of the little onion textile. Seriously charming.